This happened to my wife, a friend and I at a restaurant. Anybody else can top this, sure would appreciate it being known. Anyway, to make a long story even longer, we three arrived at this restaurant about 12:45 pm. It was not crowded at all. In fact there was just another couple there making five in total. The waitress came over and asked our order. I said that I wanted breakfast while the two women wanted lunch. This is where it gets interesting. “I’m sorry Sir,” she said, while opening her ticket pad. “We are not allowed to serve breakfast and lunch at the same table.”

“Fine,” I said, looking at the women. “I’ll just sit over at the next table for my breakfast.”

We ordered and when my breakfast came, I simply moved over to join the ladies.

I did notice when I went to pay the bill, it was all on one check. I started to point this out to the waitress, but was fearful of overloading her brain. Needless to say, there was no tip left!